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Era um dia lindo de Priverão, mas infelizmente o dia não estava a correr muito bem para Josana, o lhama, mas antes estava a cantar :D

Happy llama

Sad llama

Mentally disturbed llama

Super llama

Drama llama

Big fat mama llama

Llama, llama, llama

Who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama

It's me bitch!

Yes, I am that llama

That llama u despise

With those bis ass eyes

And dem luscious thighs

I mean

Yes, look at me

I am that L-L-A-M-A

That doesnt even fucking care

What u have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama

Sad llama

Mentally disturbed llama

Super llama

Drama llama

Big fat mama llama

Back to the basics

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama

Mama, llama, mama, llama

Llama, llama, mama, llama

Infelizmente Mx. Josana viu o que não deveria quando estava a passar à beira de uma piscina de bolas de plastico, mx viu Vincent, o seu estrupador, e Scott, o seu telefone de estimação que costumava guardar na gaveta dos dildos, a comerem-se furiosamente, literalmente, então Josana saiu dali a rebolar e a cantar:

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck

Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet, brick, potato, llama
Llama llama mushroom llama
Llama llama duck

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But i never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice a llama
Not a llama
Farmer llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama duck

Is that how its told now
Is it oh so old
Is it made of lemon juice
Doorknob, ankle, cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a duck

Então Josana transformou-se em Sarusa, o pato maléfico, TAN TAN TAN